Tuesday, September 18, 2007

my awesomeness learning adventure


I arrived at the Cuzco airport and when I got out of the plane I entered the city. As soon as I arrived I walked the streets, looking around. The oxygen thinness made me pass out. I woke up and I was automatically given coca leaves. Soon enough after visiting the city plenty, I had to continue my journey across Latin America. I hired a crew of people who knew Latin America very well and rented a car. I carefully chose the crew so that they were human encyclopedia's of Latin America. We then chose to start going southwards and go back north through the trip. We traveled to Machu Picchu and I almost faited when I saw Angus Young and Neil Young there too. I got to see the amazing architecture and how beautiful it was. We then descended into Bolivia where we had to drive around Lake Titicaca instead of through it with a ferry.
When we arrived at the border we had to show our passports. Sadly one of my companions ad misplaced his passport. It delayed us to stay in passport control all day for them to recognise him and his nationality. The next morning we went to Santa Cruz. We did not stay long for we had to make up for what we lost the night before. We then decided we best move down around the Atacama for safety. During the travel we went through Sucre and drove along the Altiplano. I got to see just how dry the Atacama really is. In the humvee we drove across the second border and we predicted we would cross thirty borders and 29 countries. We went to the border of Chile and I had some Grateful dead on, so he checked us for drugs. We passed clean and arrived into Chile. We slept at a border town I thought that we needed to stay on the west part of Chile for a bit until we got out of the north. We then got to see the Llullaillaco Volcano, I proposed we sleep at ChaƱaral, which we did. I woke up refreshed and we packed up and left at 6:30 AM. By 12:30, we arrived at Santiago. We drank spectacular pisco (traditional distilled drink) and I ate a plate of Caldillo de Congrio for appetizer and Calapurca for main course and to top it off, a delicious Brazo de Reina for desert. We did tourism in the city and we loved how it was so beautiful. I stayed in a nice hotel but from so much activities that day, I fell asleep. The next day we crossed into Argentina and did one of the many long drives all day. We arrived in Buenos Aires at 8:30 and decided to eat, but it was to dark to visit because of the time change. I woke up and went out to eat the next morning. I found it so beautiful during the day time. I went to a small cafe in the square and I saw that they had honey tortillas which I have a weakness for. After I ate, I visited a beautiful museum of traditional art. By then I realized the time and called the rest of the group to continue the journey. We took a ferry through the Rio de la Plata and arrived in Uruguay. I was surprised to see Mr. Price sun bathing and said hello. When he saw me, he ran away. I was Hanging around in Montevideo when Neil Young, Angus Young And the brother of Angus Young, Malcolm Young came up again. Neil Young then proposed for us and Mr. Price who came with us to see a guru. We went into a guru tent and I asked the guru if he could gurify me.The guru said it was 730 bolivianos. I asked Angus Young to pay because he was super rich and so he did. The guru named Kean Haunt burnt this candle and i started to get dizzy. That was the I remembered. I woke up feeling weird and was sitting next to everyone. Mr. Price showed me my face n the mirror an I was in shock. I had turned into Maria the line finder. I felt so much smarter, and older. I then had a urge to go to Nazca and observe the lines. I had to leave Mr. Price behind and I could tell he would miss talking to Neil Young. My crew, consisting of thirteen members (including rock stars) were with me on a private plane to Nazca. I was flying and I looked out the window to see the amazing Nazca Lines. As I went into the airport I felt I was being watched. I looked up and saw cameras turning to look at me. I looked next to me and Angus Young was signing autographs and I got mad at him. When I went out the door the security checked us and only us. I felt something was not right here. The next day after sleeping at a hotel I went out to the fields and on a Nazca Line I found Alan Garcia Perez's name tag. I was wondering why the president of Peru's name tag would be on the ground in one of the most irrelevant places. I then thought WWACD? (what would Agatha Christie do?) Before I could react a bullet came whizzing by and hit the ground near me. I quickly grabbed the shell that came and ran with my team to the hotel. It all summed up I realised to the Nazca lines just being a conspiracy for tourism! I got a message on my telephone from some weird person telling me to come to Chichen Itza. I thought it would be a good thing to go but was a little skeptical, considering the rock stars accompanying me. When I got there I decided to look around and saw much architecture. I saw a cenote and was suddenly pushedinto it with Angus Young. The rest were bound up by cultists. Then Angus and I were
No, because I can not process in blog, because it does not seem like actual writing so I overlook many things.